Tuesday, 27 October 2009

Iceberg Lettuce Slices with Blue Cheese Dressing, Oven-Roasted Tomatoes


Welcome to this special Road Edition of The Good Life, coming to you from Vanessa's Mom's house in San Antonio. Part of our living arrangement is that, in exchange for being able to stay here, we have agreed to pick up the kitchen duties. This is fine by me, as I was starting to get the itch to cook even before we left the UK.

And even though we have packed basically everything we'll need until March into a few suitcases, I still managed to get my cookbook fix by buying another cookbook, Ad Hoc at Home, by Thomas Keller. Chef Keller is widely regarded as one of the best chefs in the United States and has been for many years. His restaurants The French Laundry and Per Se are both in the world Top 10. (On a side note: our good friends Dave and Karena have scored a reservation at French Laundry for when we visit them next week!)

His restaurant, Ad Hoc, is all family-style classics, but with the same product stream as his other restaurants. So think Fried Chicken, only using the best possible chicken, buttermilk and a team of highly skilled chefs. You get the idea.

Anyhow, it is a wonderfully simple and accessible book, loaded with great recipes and great technique tips. We're trying to clean out Mom's refrigerator and found this to be a great opening salvo. A few different components here, but that made it great and complex. Mom, not normally a blue cheese dressing eater, DEVOURED this. The tomatoes were a burst of acidic sweetness against the rich dressing and salty, smoky bacon. Delicious.

(Last Note: We had a leftover chicken breast, which we seasoned and fried off in olive oil. Cooked until done, sliced, and added to the rest of it)

8 ounces applewood-smoked bacon
4 heads baby lettuce
extra-virgin olive oil
kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
8 pieces OVEN-ROASTED TOMATOES (see below)
croutons (we used some of our fresh baked bread, cubed and fried off in some olive oil)
1 small bunch flat-leaf parsley, leaves only
BLUE CHEESE DRESSING (see below)

Cut the bacon into lardons about 1" long and 1/2" thick. Pour 2 tablespoons water into a medium saucepan and set over medium heat (the water will keep the bacon rom crisping as the fat begins to render). Add the bacon and reduce the heat to medium low, and let the bacon render its fat for 30 minutes. The bacon will color but not become completely crisp. Transfer to paper towels to drain.

Remove the outer couple of leaves from each head of lettuce (reserve for another use if desired). Cut out the core end and discard. Cut each head crosswise into 3 rounds. Place the slices on a tray, drizzle with olive oil and season with salt and pepper.

Arrange the lettuce on a platter. Tuck the tomatoes in and around the lettuce. Sprinkle with the croutons, lardons and parsley. Spoon some of the dressing over the salad and serve the remaining dressing on the side.

Oven-Roasted Tomatoes

12 plum tomatoes
½ cup extra-virgin olive oil
3 sprigs thyme
kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper

Preheat the oven to 200F. Line a baking sheet with aluminum foil.

To peel the tomatoes, bring a large pot of water to the boil. Prepare and ice bath. With a paring knife, cut out the core of each tomato. Score an X on the bottom of each tomato, extending the cuts about two-thirds of the way up the tomato.

Drop the tomatoes in water and simmer just until the skins are starting to pull away from the tomato. This may only take a few seconds, depending on the ripeness of the tomato. With a skimmer or slotted spoon, immediately transfer the tomatoes to the ice bath. Remove them as soon as they are cold and peel them.

Cut the tomatoes lengthwise in half and place cut side up on a lined baking sheet. Drizzle a little olive oil over each one, letting it run into any crevices. Scatter the thyme sprigs over the top and season with salt and pepper.

Put in the oven and cook 5 to 6 hours, until the tomatoes have shrunk but are moist. Let cool on the baking sheet.

Transfer the tomatoes to a storage container and pour any oil from the pan over them. The tomatoes can refrigerated for up to a week.

Blue Cheese Dressing

1 cup AIOLI (we used mayonnaise mixed with some minced garlic)
¼-½ cup buttermilk
½ cup creme fraiche
½ teaspoon onion powder
½ teaspoon garlic powder
¾ teaspoon lemon juice
1 teaspoon chives, minced
1 teaspoon parsley, minced
1 teaspoon mint, minced
1 1/2 c crumbled blue cheese (we used Danish Blue)
kosher salt

Put the aioli in a large bowl. Whisk in 1/4 cup buttermilk and all the remaining ingredients. The dressing can be used now or refrigerated. Before serving, lift up a spoonful of dressing and pour it back into the bowl-it should run freely. If it is too thick, add additional buttermilk as necessary. Refrigerated in a covered container for up to 1 week (the herbs may darken after one day).

Wednesday, 7 October 2009

Salad of Ox Tongue with Gremolata and Pecorino


We had some ox tongue left to use up along with a lemon, some garlic and parsley. This seemed like the natural choice. This turned into a starter for an impromptu dinner for our friends Phil and Holly who have just announced their engagement. Looks like we have our first excuse to get back to the UK next year for the wedding!

TONGUE
½ poached ox tongue
1 banana shallot, peeled and sliced into rings
sea salt and freshly ground black pepper

GREMOLATA:
2 cloves garlic, peeled and chopped
zest of 1 lemon
1 squeeze lemon juice
1 handful flat-leaf parsley, leaves only, chopped
4-6 tablespoons olive oil

TO SERVE:
pecorino shavings
handful of cress or young rocket leaves

Wrap the ox tongue in cling film and put into the freezer for 1-2 hours until firm. Unwrap and slice as thinly as possible, using a strong, sharp knife. Overlap the slices on individual serving plates and scatter over the shallot rings and some salt. Set aside.

To make the gremolata, crush the garlic with a pinch of salt, using a pestle and mortar. Mix in the lemon zest, lemon juice and parsley, then stir in the olive oil, adding less if you prefer the gremolata as a paste, or more if you like it as a dressing. Adjust the seasoning, adding pepper to taste.

Spoon the gremolata over the tongue slices and scatter over the pecorino shavings and cress to serve.

Sunday, 4 October 2009

Squid, Pork, Gin

Our friend Tom came around for dinner last night, as his wife Charlene was stuck in the States waiting for a flight back here to the UK. Anyhow, we've been going through the 'must-have' foods here as we wind down our time here and squid and pork made their rightful appearance on our menu yesterday.

Salt and Pepper Squid is a delight, and after a thorough cleaning of the deep fryer, it was ready to go again. Simple and delicious.

What can I say about pork belly that hasn't already been said? It's simply the best tasting, best texture, most forgiving piece of meat to roast. Plus you get the added bonus of the crisp crackling to crunch on. I put kind of a southwestern spice rub on it and it turned out crazy good.

Salt and Pepper Squid
400 g squid, baby, cleaned
85 g flour
1 tablespoon corn flour
½ teaspoon salt
200 milliliters mineral water, cold
5 teaspoons flour
1 teaspoon fine sea salt
1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
groundnut oil , for deep-frying
1 lime, cut into wedges
1 green chilies, sliced thinly for garnish

Set aside the squid tentacles and slice the body pouches into rings. Pat the squid dry with kitchen paper.

Make the tempura batter. Combine the flour, corn flour, salt and mineral water in a bowl and whisk until smooth. Set aside.

Put the flour, salt and pepper in another bowl and mix well to combine.

Heat the groundnut oil in a deep-fryer or other deep, heavy pan to 180C/350F. A piece of bread dropped into the hot oil should sizzle vigorously. Dip the squid rings into the seasoned flour to coat all over and then shake off the excess. Deep-fry them in batches in the hot oil for 1-1 1/2 minutes until lightly golden and crisp. (Make sure you don't overcrowd the pan or the temperature of the oil will drop too low, making it all a soggy mess.) Drain on kitchen paper and keep warm while you deep-fry the remaining squid rings.

Now draw the squid tentacles through the tempura batter and deep fry these until lightly golden and crisp. Drain on kitchen paper.

Sprinkle the deep-fried squid rings and tentacles with a little coarse salt. Divide between warm plates and scatter over the sliced chili. Serve at once with lime wedges.

Kevin's Albuquerque Spice Rub

1 T cumin seeds, toasted
1 T ground coriander seed
1 large pinch salt
1 large pinch smoked salt
1 T white pepper
1 tsp smoked paprika
2 tsp garlic powder
2 tsp Mexican oregano
2 tsp chili powder

Combine all in a spice grinder and grind.

Roast Pork Belly with Butternut Squash Puree
2 kg pork belly, boneless, skin finely scored
20 g fine sea salt
spice rub (shown above)
sea salt and freshly ground black pepper

Trim off and discard any excess fat from the underside of the belly. Wipe the skin thoroughly dry, then rub half the fine salt into the skin and in between the score lines. Set aside for about 30 minutes. Heat the oven to 160C (fan).

Wipe the moisture off of the pork skin and apply the spice rub liberally all over the meat and skin sides. Massage in well, then sprinkle with sea salt.

Place the roasting pan in the hottest part of the oven, then roast for 1 1/2 hours. Increase the temperature to 190C (fan) and roast a further 45 minutes to 1 hour until the crackling is crisp. Remove the pork from the oven and allow to rest in a warm place for about 15 minutes.

Remove the cracking and cut into thin strips, then carve the meat crossways into neat slices.

Butternut Squash Puree with Brown Butter and Maple Syrup

1 butternut squash, peeled
1 small potato, peeled
100 g unsalted butter
salt and white pepper
2 T maple syrup

Chop the squash and potato into pieces of equal size so that they cook evenly, then place them in a suitable pan with just enough water to cover. Add a pinch of salt, bring to the boil and simmer until very soft.

Drain in a colander and press gently to squeeze out the excess water. Pass the mix through a vegetable moulis and then a fine drum sieve. The puree base can be stored in the fridge at this point until required.

Heat the butter in a small pan over medium high heat. Let the butter foam then subside and it will start to go brown. Keep swirling the butter around until it has gone brown and is giving off a nice, nutty aroma. Remove from the heat.

Return the fine puree to a clean pan and slowly beat in the butter. Add the maple syrup and season with the salt and pepper.

Serve the puree straight away: if it is kept warm for too long the butter can split out of the mixture and spoil it.

Gin and Tonic Sorbet
150 ml Bombay Sapphire gin
500 ml tonic water
250 ml water
250 g caster sugar
zest of 1 lemon and 1 lime
Juice of 1/2 lemon and lime

Mix the water and sugar together in a small pan and over a low heat bring up to boil until the sugar dissolves. Allow the stock syrup to boil for 4 minutes, remove from heat and cool. Combine the tonic water, gin, lemon and lime zest and juice together and then add this to the cooled syrup mixture.

Churn in an ice cream machine until thick and slushy. Place into a container and freeze for at least 1 hour before serving

Friday, 2 October 2009

Fish and Chips


This has been on our list of things to make for a good long time now. This is also, coincidentally, one of the 'must do' dishes before we leave the UK in a few weeks. I based this on a Jamie Oliver recipe, but really, it is so simple anyway... I'm sure most fish and chip recipes don't differ that much.

The fish was beautifully cooked and had a spectacular flavor. We were talking around the table about how tartare sauce or anything else would have masked the flavor of the fish. Nope, just a dash of malt vinegar and some salt and a squeeze of lemon was all it needed.

I did double-fry the fish and triple-cook the chips, which resulted in a superior product for both. The key is the temperature of the oil.

CHIPS
2 liters vegetable oil
950 g floury potatoes, like russets, peeled and cut into large chips

BATTER
1 cup self-raising flour
1 cup Leffe wheat beer
salt and pepper
4x250 g fillets haddock or cod, pin boned

Pour all the vegetable oil into a deep pan or deep fat fryer, and heat to 135C. Blanch the cut potatoes in simmering water for 10 minutes, then drain on kitchen paper. When dried off, plunge into the oil until starting to crisp, but not colored, about 4-6 minutes. Remove and drain. Rest the chips like this until the fish are fried.

Mix together the flour, beer, salt and pepper. Turn up the heat of the oil to 350F (180C). Dip the fish in the batter and fry for a few minutes. Remove and drain on kitchen paper. Re-dip the fish in the batter and fry again for 1-2 minutes, until nice and crispy. Remove and drain.

Turn the oil temp up to 190C and fry the chips off again for 2-3 minutes, until nice and crispy and golden brown. Turn out on kitchen paper and salt immediately. Serve with the fish.

Thursday, 1 October 2009

Attack of the Aussies!

Our friends, Glen and Karen (who happen to be the parents of our very good friend Travis) were in town on business and we decided that, since they came all the way from Australia, that it would be the least we could do to put on a super-aggressive menu. I must say, I was quite pleased with the outcome. Also, we managed to put a dent in our booze; part of our campaign to drink all or most of it prior to moving in a few weeks.

The menu ran the gamut from avant garde to traditional:

Amuse Bouche: Blackberry, Tobacco, Smoke, Bee Balm
This recipe comes from Alinea, a restaurant in Chicago that recently cracked the Top 10 in the world. I am happy to say that we will be going there toward the end of November! In any case, this is my first attempt at cooking anything with tobacco, and it was wonderful. The tobacco creaminess gives way to the acidity of the blackberry and then the hit of salt and mint coolness. Very creative!

TOBACCO CREAM
250 g half-and-half
250 g heavy cream
50 g sugar
5 g cigar, broken apart
2 g kosher salt
5 sheets gelatin

BLACKBERRIES
8 blackberries
reserved warm tobacco cream

ASSEMBLE AND SERVE
10 g Thai long peppercorns
10 g Danish smoked salt
8 bee balm flowers or mint flowers
8 bee balm leaves or mint leaves

TOBACCO CREAM
In a medium saucepan, bring the half and half, cream, sugar, cigar and salt to a simmer. Remove from heat. Cover and let steep for 20 minutes. Meanwhile, immerse gelatin sheets in ice water for 5 minutes, or until pliable. Gather gelatin and squeeze out excess water. After 20 minutes, stir gelatin into warm tobacco cream until dissolved. Strain through chinois. Reserve warm.

BLACKBERRIES
Using sharp paring knife, cut stem side of each berry to make level surface. Place cut side down on paper towel to drain. Line 9x13x2" pan with plastic wrap. Pour 1/8 of tobacco cream into prepared pan. Refrigerate pan, taking care to keep it level, for about 2 hours until cream is set. Place black berries, cut side down, on set tobacco cream, leaving 1 inch between berries on all sides.. Pour in tobacco cream to come halfway up the sides of the berries. Again, refrigerate until the cream sets. Dip round cutter 1/4" wider in diameter than the blackberries in hot water, wipe dry and cut out a berry. Repeat to cut out all berries, dipping cutter in hot water and drying it out before each cut.

ASSEMBLE AND SERVE
Using mortar and pestle, crush peppercorns and salt to a fine powder. Place 1 cream-bordered blackberry in the center of each pick. Put one bee balm flower and 1 bee balm leaf on edge of cream. Sprinkle pinch of smoked salt-peppercorn mixture atop blackberry. Put pick on plate.

Starter: Crab and Tea-Smoked Mackerel Tarts with Duck Egg Mayonnaise
Nice one from Marcus Wareing out of the Great British Menu. This was my first attempt at home smoking anything, and it worked out really well. The smoky flavor was subtle and did not overpower, which was nice.

TART
250 g puff pastry
2 duck eggs
2 tablespoons vinegar
2 teaspoons chives, finely chopped
juice of 1/4 lemon
150 ml mayonnaise
250 g white crabmeat, picked over to remove all shell and cartilage
salt and pepper

TEA-SMOKED MACKEREL
olive oil
1 large mackerel, filleted and with skin, pin bones removed
45 g chamomile tea leaves
30 g demerara sugar
30 g risotto rice
Preheat the oven to 220C.

To make the tea-smoked mackerel, you need a heavy roasting tin, a wire rack large enough to sit over the rim of the tin and an old wooden spoon. You will also need a sheet of foil folded double that is large enough to cover the rack and tuck in under the rim of the tin.

Dip a piece of kitchen paper in olive oil and lightly oil the rack and one side of the foil. Season the fish fillets and place skin-side down on the rack. Drape the foil oiled-side down over the fish, leaving the overhang loose.

Make the smoking mixture by mixing the tea, sugar and rice together in a bowl. Heat the roasting tin on the hob, moving it around to get an even heat. Scatter the smoking mixture over the bottom of the tin and stir it around with the wooden spoon. The sugar will melt and stick the tea to the rice, and then will start to burn. Immediately set the rack with the fish over the tin and remove from the heat. Protecting your hands with oven gloves or a tea towel, tuck the overhanging foil tightly all around the rim of the tin. When the foil is sealed really tight and no smoke is escaping from the sides, turn the heat back on and continue to move the tin around for 30 seconds. Then transfer to the oven to cook for 5 minutes.

Remove the tin from the oven and leave the fish to cool without unwrapping. Turn the oven down to 190C. Line a large, heavy baking tray with baking parchment.

Roll out the pastry on a lightly floured surface to a large, neat rectangle about 3mm thick. Place the pastry on the parchment-lined tray. Cover with another sheet of baking parchment, then set a second heavy baking tray on top to act as a weight. Bake for 8-10 minutes or until the pastry starts to turn a very light brown. Remove from the oven and take off the top tray and paper. Cut out eight discs from the pastry using a 7cm plain cutter. Return the discs to the oven on the parchment-lined tray and bake uncovered for 3-4 minutes or until golden and crisp. Leave to cool on a rack.

Take eight metal rings, about 8cm in diameter and 1cm deep, and tightly cover one end of each ring with cling film like a drum skin. Set the rings on their covered ends on a tray, and put into the fridge to chill.

Break the duck eggs into two separate cups. Bring 1 liter water and the vinegar to a gentle simmer in a large saucepan. Stir the water clockwise, then carefully drop the eggs into the vortex and poach for 6 minutes. Lift out the eggs with a slotted spoon and place in a bowl of iced water. Leave to cool. When the eggs are totally cold, remove from the water and drain on kitchen paper. Chop the eggs coarsely and place in a bowl, then cover and keep in the fridge.

When the mackerel is cool, remove it from the rack and peel away the skin. Check for any small bones with your fingers, then flake the fish into a bowl. Add the chives, lemon juice and one-third of the mayonnaise, then add the crab and lightly fold everything together, taking care not to break up the fish (you want to see nice chunks). Stir in half the chopped eggs, and check for seasoning.

Divide the mixture into eight equal portions and press into the chilled metal rings. Mix the rest of the chopped eggs with just enough of the remaining mayonnaise to bind, then taste and adjust the seasoning if necessary.

To serve, dab a little mayonnaise in the middle of each plate. Place a pastry disc in the top of each metal ring and carefully turn the ring over onto the plate, so the pastry is on the bottom and secured in place by the mayonnaise. Remove the cling film, push the fish mixture down in the ring with a small spoon so that it presses onto the pastry and lift off the ring. Using two teaspoons, make small quenelles of the egg mayonnaise to garnish the tops of the tarts.

Main: Braised Ox 'Tongue in Cheek' with Ginger Carrots
I was not able to get my hands on ox cheeks in time, so I substituted oxtail instead, which did not disappoint. Lots of unctuous flavors here and good harmony between the components. This is from Jason Atherton's cookbook, Maze, and I'm pretty sure this one has been on the menu.

BRAISED OX CHEEKS:
4 ox cheeks
1 large onion, peeled and chopped
2 carrots, peeled and chopped
2 celery sticks, trimmed and chopped
few thyme and rosemary sprigs
1 bay leaf
300 ml port
600 ml red wine
sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
2-3 tablespoons olive oil
500 ml veal stock
500 ml chicken stock
6 black peppercorns

POACHED OX TONGUE:
1 ox tongue
1 onion, peeled and sliced
1 carrot, peeled and sliced
1 celery stick, trimmed and sliced
1 liter chicken stock or water
50 g butter

FOR THE HORSERADISH POMMES PUREE
500 g La Ratte potatoes, washed
sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
200 g butter
100 ml double cream
50 ml milk
1-2 tablespoon horseradish sauce

FOR THE GINGER CARROTS
1 kg baby carrots, trimmed
1 teaspoon ground ginger
1 teaspoon fine sea salt
100 g butter

FOR THE CAPER RAISIN PUREE
50 g capers, rinsed and drained
50 g raisins

TO SERVE:
horseradish pommes puree
ginger carrots

FOR THE HORSERADISH POMMES PUREE
Add the potatoes to a pan of salted water, bring to the boil and simmer for 20 minutes or until tender when pierced with a skewer. Drain well. Wearing rubber gloves to protect your hands, peel off the skins using a small knife while the potatoes are still hot. Mash the potatoes, using a potato ricer if you have one, then push them through a fine sieve.

Heat the butter, cream and milk in a pan until the butter has melted. Add the potatoes and stir well to mix. To get a silky smooth result, push the puree through a fine sieve once again. Stir in the smoked hickory essence and season to taste with salt and pepper.

FOR THE GINGER CARROTS
Blanch the carrots in a pan of boiling salted water for 2-3 minutes until just tender. Meanwhile, mix the ginger and salt together in a small bowl. Drain the carrots and refresh under cold running water.

Just before serving, melt the butter in a pan. When it is foaming, add the carrots and saute for 1-2 minutes until golden and heated through. Drain off the excess butter, sprinkle with the ginger salt and serve.

FOR THE CAPER RAISIN PUREE
Put the capers and raisins in a small saucepan and pour on just enough water to cover. Bring to a simmer and cook gently for 5-10 minutes until the raisins are soft and plump. Drain the capers and raisins, reserving the liquid. Whiz them in a food processor with half the liquid to a fine puree, stopping the machine to scrape down the sides of the processor once or twice. Add a little more water if the puree is too thick. Warm through slightly before serving.

FOR THE DISH
Trim the ox cheeks of fat and sinew, then put into a large bowl with the vegetables and herbs. Pour over the port and wine. Cover and leave to marinate in the fridge overnight.

The next day, strain off the wine and reserve. Pat the ox cheeks dry with kitchen paper, then season with salt and pepper. Heat 1-2 tbsp olive oil in a saute pan and fry the cheeks for 2 minutes on each side until browned. Remove to a plate and set aside. Add a little more oil to the pan, tip in the vegetables with the herbs and stir over a medium heat for 4-6 minutes until golden brown. Add the reserved wine, stirring to deglaze, and let bubble until reduced to a syrupy glaze. Pour in the stocks, add the peppercorns and return the ox cheeks to the pan. Lay a crumpled piece of greaseproof paper on the surface. Bring to a slow simmer and cook for 3-3 1/2 hours until tender, stirring occasionally. Leave the ox cheeks to cool in the braising liquor.

Meanwhile, poach the ox tongue. Put it into a saucepan with the vegetables and chicken stock. Top up with water to cover and bring to a low simmer. Partially cover the pan and cook for 2-2 1/2 hours until tender. Top up with hot water as necessary to keep the tongue submerged.

Remove the tongue from the poaching liquid and while still hot, cut or peel off the skin and gristle with a small, sharp knife. Leave to cool completely, then cut 6-8 thin slices.

Fry off the tongue slices in butter, browning slightly on both sides. Reheat all components. Remove the oxtail from the pot, strain the liquid, then put back to a clean pan and reduce over high heat down to a sauce consistency. Put the oxtail back in to coat in the sauce and warm up a bit. Plate and serve.

Dessert: Apple and Calvados Trifle
This is a Fergus Henderson recipe from his restaurant St John, which is Vanessa's favorite place to eat. He does a lot of simple food, and his desserts are generally British classics. This one is no exception. Also, if you have never tried Calvados (the apple brandy from Normandy) you are letting one of the best things in life pass you by.

APPLES
3 large Bramley apples, peeled, cored and chopped
3 Cox's apples, peeled, cored and chopped
2 tablespoons soft brown sugar
½ teaspoon cinnamon
6 tablespoons Calvados, at least

SPONGE
4 large eggs
125 g caster (superfine) sugar
125 g flour, sifted

CUSTARD
450 milliliters double cream
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 large egg
2 large egg yolk
85 g caster (superfine) sugar

ALMONDS
100 g flaked almonds
30 g icing (confectioners') sugar
1 tablespoon Calvados

CREAM
300 milliliters double cream
30 g icing (confectioners') sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

First prepare the sponge. Whisk the eggs and sugar on high speed with an electric mixer for 3-4 minutes, until tripled in volume. Slowly fold in the sifted flour, then pour into a Swiss roll tin lined with baking parchment. Place in an oven pre heated to 160 °C and bake for about 25 minutes, until golden brown and firm to the touch. Turn out on to a wire rack to cool.

Place the Bramleys and Cox apples in a saucepan with the sugar and cinnamon. Cook over a medium heat until the apples are tender, then set aside to cool.

To make the custard, pour the double cream and vanilla extract into a saucepan and bring to the boil. Meanwhile, mix the eggs, egg yolks and sugar together in a large bowl. Once the cream reaches boiling point, pour it over the egg mixture, whisking constantly to prevent the eggs scrambling. Strain though a fine sieve into a large heatproof bowl, then place the bowl over a pan of simmering water. Whisk occasionally until the custard has thickened. Pour through a fine sieve into a plastic container, leave to cool, then chill.

Mix the almonds, icing sugar and Calvados together in a bowl, then spread them out on a baking tray. Toast in an oven preheated to 180C for 6-8 minutes until golden brown.

For the cream, whisk the double cream, icing sugar and vanilla extract together until soft peaks are formed, then place in fridge.

To assemble the trifle, you will need a large glass bowl. Cut the sponge into slices 2cm thick (nothing worse than not enough booze-soaked sponge) and place it in the bottom of the bowl. The pour on at least 6 tablespoons of Calvados and leave for 30 minutes to soak in. Cover with the apple mixture, then the thick custard, then the cream. Each layer should be roughly the same thickness. Top with the sugared roasted almonds.